A spiritually compromised field report on monasteries, probable cult compounds, and strange devotional ecosystems.

5.5 × 8.5 inches. 48 pages. Four-color throughout.

Each copy arrives sealed and hand-finished with tactile ephemera and other evidence gathered in the field. Mailed by moderately corrupt human hands.

Printed in small runs.
First Print Edition: June 2026. (Sold Out.)
Second Print Edition: July 2026. (Sold Out.)
Third Print Edition: Ships October 2026.

Coming soon to Quimby’s Bookstore in Chicago.

Short humor essays about marrying into bad couches, the mafia, and the machines that sometimes love you back.

31 pages. Digital Edition.